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Post by fixxxer on Dec 19, 2007 10:42:18 GMT 8
lol...manowar...hahaha
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Post by Batdog on Dec 21, 2007 15:12:22 GMT 8
"The Warrior's Shield" The new Manowar condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples. Whether you are looking to spice things up in the bedroom or meet somebody new after the show, MANOWAR condoms will do the trick. Copied from www.blabbermouth.netIs it available here? Maliboglent: miss meron ba kayo Manowar na condom? Tindera: ano? maluwang na condom?
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Post by dikoipis on Dec 21, 2007 15:23:40 GMT 8
Is it available here? Maliboglent: miss meron ba kayo Manowar na condom? Tindera: ano? maluwang na condom? Tindera: Wala kami nun eh, prensi lang ang meron kami!
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Post by Batdog on Jan 6, 2008 20:23:18 GMT 8
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Post by Maliboglent on Jan 6, 2008 23:07:53 GMT 8
walang tuhugan hehehe
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Post by Batdog on Jan 12, 2008 16:14:39 GMT 8
found this outside a medical clinic mukang hindi lang panggagamot ang alam ni Dr.Pulido.. mukang pati kulam marunong din sya
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Post by Maliboglent on Jan 12, 2008 17:15:55 GMT 8
found this outside a medical clinic mukang hindi lang panggagamot ang alam ni Dr.Pulido.. mukang pati kulam marunong din sya LOL
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Post by Sgt. Splatter on Jan 12, 2008 20:22:23 GMT 8
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Post by Maliboglent on Jan 13, 2008 15:02:05 GMT 8
hahahaha ganun ba yun? parang dilag? pero ang dilag hindi natutunaw, naloloshang lang hhehe
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Post by Maliboglent on Feb 20, 2008 15:41:01 GMT 8
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Post by pooptastik on Mar 20, 2008 15:06:25 GMT 8
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Post by idp on Mar 21, 2008 12:15:41 GMT 8
hahaha!
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Post by vil on Mar 24, 2008 18:30:44 GMT 8
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Post by idp on Mar 24, 2008 19:13:18 GMT 8
hahaha
Are you "sacredgoat", Vil?
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Post by vil on Mar 25, 2008 14:16:23 GMT 8
lol, I saw it somewhere and decided to post it here. Though i'll try that next time. lol
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Post by toto on Mar 25, 2008 18:37:07 GMT 8
lmao - was that bloodsport? mebbe they could do some chuck norris or some charles bronson spoof!lol
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Post by Batdog on Mar 26, 2008 12:39:44 GMT 8
wahahahahaha! thanks for the new avatar (will use it on other forums)
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Post by Maliboglent on Mar 31, 2008 18:51:33 GMT 8
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Post by Emilinator on Apr 2, 2008 13:02:35 GMT 8
We have a 20-minute avail time, so me and my friends were just scanning other people's Friendster accounts, so here's what we found:
"For My One And Only Part 1"
I'm yours Forever I will be I'm yours This is what you mean to me When you hold me, when you showed me That I'm your one and only I'm Yours Forever you will be
Welcome to my world Anything I do I do it just for you Look into my eyes They no tell lies Show you that I love you Make you realize That you all that I need I'll be there for you If you keep it real with me I'll keep it real with you cuz Im yours ' And your mine When I wake up in the morning You're like my sunshine Anytime that you need me So you know i'm there So i have to drop something Just to show you I care Your forever my lady No one else can't compare Feeling so strong with the love that we share So i wanna thank you for being in my life Ain't nobody in this world that will make me feel so bright I'm yours and You're mind And i love u and you're my lady till the end of time
"For My One and Only Part 2"
Let me take a second to dedicate to you To my one and only who's been there for me Through other things that I walk through on a daily you're my rainbow on my cloudy days The next thing that took away the pain If this world afflicted, you wanna feel gifted Pass me with an angel from the heavens above You we're to catch me when I fell in love
I'm own, find someone to call my own Who's love me for me and unconditionally
I never thought this could happen to me I never take for granted who was handed to me Appreciated and adore u And through the bad times I'm gonna hold you And through the good that we share
"For Yah"
There's a special dedication that i gots to make To that very special girl who came in my world You fall from above and you gave me your love You show me happiness so I gave you my best And I gotta thank god cause I know I've been bless To find a girl like you that will always stay true You we're there by my side when I depended on you When i give up on life you have me breath again You help me spread my wings so i could fly again And for that, I love you like my mother You always stay close to my heart like my sister and my brother, i know I'll never find another quite like you Cuz ever since I met you, was then No more clouds, no more rains No more tears to cry and no more pains I hope you feel the same so we can share my last name
"Hidden Love"
I wish i could find a way to stop the time from ticking away
With the fondest mem'ries I'll forever kept
Just like the small treasure that I Could only hold and have.
Small moments spent with you to me it seems a dream come true
For so long in this life and time,
there's the truth of loving you.
Can't find the words to let you know
All my Heart could so silently scream
I love you very much and I long to have you near.
Yet i know it's hard thing to do,
To hid this love away from you
Though sometimes it hurt so much to be with you
Pretending I've no hidden love for you.
Yes, I kept a hidden love for you
Though you'll never, I really do
I only wish that somehow, you'll learn to love me too.
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Post by Maliboglent on Apr 2, 2008 13:46:23 GMT 8
puwet-tic
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Post by xxxtian on Apr 3, 2008 7:05:08 GMT 8
THE TAGALOG TRANSFORMERS QUOTE OF THE DAY ARCHIVES by Ondoher Prime Episode: Fire on the Mountain (Generation 2) Wheeljack - "Skyfire, may init ka pa ba para mag-transform?" Episode: Child's Play (Generation 1) Inferno: "Pinag-iinit mo ako, Starscream!" Episode: Triple Takeover (Generation 1) Optimus Prime: "Kayong dalawa ni Starscream ay pareho lang: Para kayong BA-KAL NA LA-MOK! Wala nang iba." Megatron: "Lamok pala ha? Eh di tikman mo ang kagat ko!" I got the quotes from: www.geocities.com/ondoher_prime/ttfqotd/ttfqotd-index.htmlAnd the matching images here: www.seibertron.com/cartoons/episodes.php?series_id=1
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Post by Sgt. Splatter on Apr 13, 2008 15:52:41 GMT 8
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Post by Maliboglent on Apr 14, 2008 14:54:32 GMT 8
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Post by vil on Apr 17, 2008 11:04:50 GMT 8
^^ lol
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Post by DB on Apr 22, 2008 17:40:35 GMT 8
Nunslaughter este nuns laughter pala...
1. Three nuns were sitting on a park bench enjoying the fine weather when all of a sudden the local flasher walks up and exposes his huge cock. The first nun looks at it and has a stroke, the second has a stroke soon after but the third nuns arms are too short to reach.
2. Two nuns walking through the city are suddenly accosted by a pair of rapists. While the men are doing the deed one nun looks heavenward and prays "father forgive him for he knows not what he does". The second nun looks over and says"Mine does".
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Post by Batdog on Jun 9, 2008 18:11:40 GMT 8
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by anaksapipa on Jun 22, 2008 5:09:31 GMT 8
haha
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Post by anaksapipa on Jul 28, 2008 9:57:09 GMT 8
guess the missing caption contest
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Post by anaksapipa on Jul 28, 2008 10:16:57 GMT 8
"sindihan mo yang gulay!" -nanay
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Post by idp on Jul 28, 2008 15:19:50 GMT 8
guess the missing caption contest This is what he saw.
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