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Post by Emilinator on Oct 17, 2007 19:24:48 GMT 8
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Post by Maliboglent on Oct 28, 2007 18:16:40 GMT 8
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Post by DB on Oct 29, 2007 9:42:48 GMT 8
Tangina mahirap paligayahin yan, dalawang hiwa!
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Post by Maliboglent on Oct 29, 2007 13:32:38 GMT 8
dalawa din naman ang batotoy eh heheheh
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Post by Emilinator on Nov 2, 2007 5:33:17 GMT 8
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Post by dikoipis on Nov 2, 2007 12:03:01 GMT 8
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Post by Emilinator on Nov 2, 2007 14:40:00 GMT 8
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Post by Maliboglent on Nov 2, 2007 17:04:38 GMT 8
hahahaha!!!
BUZZZ!!!
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Post by Maliboglent on Nov 2, 2007 18:02:21 GMT 8
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Post by vil on Nov 2, 2007 18:24:22 GMT 8
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Post by Emilinator on Nov 10, 2007 5:45:31 GMT 8
"I WANNA SEX U UP"
1. House Sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room.
2. Bedroom Sex - After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom.
3. Hall Sex - After you've been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, "Fuck you!"
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Post by DB on Nov 10, 2007 9:23:08 GMT 8
Two nuns were assigned by the mother superior to renovate a room in the convent with specific instructions not to get any paint on their habits. As the mother superior leves the two discuss among themselves how to accomplish the task without staining their habits with paint. They decide to paint the room in the nude. Half an hour into the task there is a knock on the door. The nuns ask "who is it"? "Blind man" comes the reply. The nuns decide to let him in saying what harm could it do, he's a blind man after all. The blind man walks in and says "Nice tits, where do you want these venetian blinds?"
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Post by Maliboglent on Nov 10, 2007 9:43:59 GMT 8
hehehehe
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Post by Batdog on Nov 10, 2007 14:07:13 GMT 8
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Post by DB on Nov 12, 2007 15:42:52 GMT 8
Three gay men died and were being cremated. Outside the crematorium their boyfriends were discussing how would they dispose of the ashes. The first gay guy says that he would throw the ashes in the sea because his lover was an avid sports fisherman, the second would bury the ashes in the woods because he loved the outdoors and the third said he would mix the ashes in some chili so his lover could tear his ass up one last time.
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Post by Batdog on Nov 12, 2007 18:38:34 GMT 8
Yikes! Almoranascore
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Post by Emilinator on Nov 22, 2007 15:43:16 GMT 8
I got this spam in MySpace:
From: CASSARRAH (MALAYSIA)
EVER HEARD ANY BAND FROM MALAYSIA? THEN, U SHOULD LISTEN TO OUR NEW SONG!!!!!!! COZ WE ARE FULL OF TALENT, MELODY, ABSOLUTE HEAVINESS & A UNIQUE BRAND OF METAL NOT TO BE IGNORED!!!!! & COZ WE'LL BLOW UR ARSE TOO!!! WE ARE CASSARRAH!!! A DEATHRASHEAVY METAL BAND FROM MALAYSIA!!!
P/S- for ur info, CASSARAH will blow its 1st promo cd soon.. 1 song sample from the upcoming "THE WORLD DESTROYER" is uploaded.. Please stop by, listen to the song, and drop some words.. please add us too dudes!!! THANXXXXXX!!! METAL OR DIE!!!
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Post by idp on Nov 22, 2007 15:45:40 GMT 8
I got this spam in MySpace: From: CASSARRAH (MALAYSIA) EVER HEARD ANY BAND FROM MALAYSIA? THEN, U SHOULD LISTEN TO OUR NEW SONG!!!!!!! COZ WE ARE FULL OF TALENT, MELODY, ABSOLUTE HEAVINESS & A UNIQUE BRAND OF METAL NOT TO BE IGNORED!!!!! & COZ WE'LL BLOW UR ARSE TOO!!! WE ARE CASSARRAH!!! A DEATHRASHEAVY METAL BAND FROM MALAYSIA!!! P/S- for ur info, CASSARAH will blow its 1st promo cd soon.. 1 song sample from the upcoming "THE WORLD DESTROYER" is uploaded.. Please stop by, listen to the song, and drop some words.. please add us too dudes!!! THANXXXXXX!!! METAL OR DIE!!! Oh dear... Where do I sign for my last will and testament?
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Post by Emilinator on Nov 22, 2007 15:46:02 GMT 8
- So I replied to this fucker, stating:
"Oh yeah sure I've heard of RATOR, ever heard of them? I think you guys stink. Full of talent my ass, who told you that, your grandma?"
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Post by idp on Nov 22, 2007 15:47:51 GMT 8
- So I replied to this fucker, stating: "Oh yeah sure I've heard of RATOR, ever heard of them? I think you guys stink. Full of talent my ass, who told you that, your grandma?" Emilinator - 1 Cassarrah - 0
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Post by Batdog on Nov 22, 2007 15:48:58 GMT 8
i sure dont want anyone blowing my arse.
oh so thats were the band name came from
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Post by Emilinator on Nov 22, 2007 15:49:18 GMT 8
Hahaha, how do I turn on my ignore options?
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Post by idp on Nov 22, 2007 15:51:10 GMT 8
Hahaha, how do I turn on my ignore options? Whether you like it or not, you need to visit their page, and click on block user.
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Post by Batdog on Nov 22, 2007 15:52:23 GMT 8
So Emilinator, did they blow your arse?
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Post by Emilinator on Nov 22, 2007 15:52:32 GMT 8
Hahaha, how do I turn on my ignore options? Whether you like it or not, you need to visit their page, and click on block user. - Hahaha it's almost like forcing me to listen to this one shit band that I won't be telling you who
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Post by Emilinator on Nov 22, 2007 15:53:54 GMT 8
So Emilinator, did they blow your arse? - I'm afraid that that will be my fate, unfortunately I am not "metal" enough
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Post by Emilinator on Nov 22, 2007 16:03:21 GMT 8
By the way, going back a bit on the subject of Rator, they were probably the first Asian band that caught the interest of a then-young Herve of Osmose. They turned the offer down because they didn't want to be part of a supposedly "money making" label like Osmose. Of course the label would eventually snatch their first Asian signing more than a decade later in Impiety... The rest, as they say, is history... Now where's my damn Yakult, I'm thirsty.
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Post by idp on Nov 22, 2007 16:04:36 GMT 8
Whether you like it or not, you need to visit their page, and click on block user. - Hahaha it's almost like forcing me to listen to this one shit band that I won't be telling you who Put it this way, it's like paying respect to the recently departed, even if you don't respect the departed at all. lol
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Post by Emilinator on Nov 22, 2007 16:08:37 GMT 8
LOL @ idp
... and since I cannot seem to put an end to my being a blabbemouth, since we have mentioned "Impiety" in there, check this out:
"Yes, time to prepare for another Apokalyptik offering from the Grand Asiatic Beast IMPIETY...
Date of release: 8 JAN 2008
18 ATOMIC YEARS - Satanniversary Double CD Digipak : featuring over 20 tracks+ 2 live dvd clips! Also, 1 new anthem that celebrates the long infernal years of triumph and glorious desecration. Art / Hellustrations by Ereshkigal and Mayhemic Destruction. Exclusive Release by Pulverised Records.
Agonia Records will release a limited to 600 - Special LP+PICDISC- 2 in 1 Gatefold.
More info soon.
You have been Warned!"
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Post by idp on Nov 22, 2007 16:09:11 GMT 8
By the way, going back a bit on the subject of Rator, they were probably the first Asian band that caught the interest of a then-young Herve of Osmose. They turned the offer down because they didn't want to be part of a supposedly "money making" label like Osmose. Of course the label would eventually snatch their first Asian signing more than a decade later in Impiety... The rest, as they say, is history... Now where's my damn Yakult, I'm thirsty. Dit mital waryors!
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