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Post by xxxtian on Oct 1, 2010 12:42:57 GMT 8
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Post by AC on Oct 7, 2010 14:10:04 GMT 8
GAY BOXING!! Umpisa palang win na eh.. hahaha
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Post by AC on Oct 7, 2010 14:13:59 GMT 8
mas nakakaenjoy pa panuorin mga toh kesa sa laban ni Pacquiao eh.. hahaha
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Post by Sgt. Splatter on Oct 30, 2010 0:11:04 GMT 8
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Post by AC on Oct 30, 2010 15:19:48 GMT 8
hahaha! charap naman nyan
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Post by madtyrant on Nov 3, 2010 15:18:25 GMT 8
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Post by bastardo on Feb 2, 2011 14:47:24 GMT 8
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Post by idp on Feb 2, 2011 15:24:23 GMT 8
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Post by Maliboglent on Feb 3, 2011 5:01:24 GMT 8
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Post by AC on Mar 8, 2011 10:51:33 GMT 8
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Post by toto on Apr 12, 2011 18:29:35 GMT 8
some funny quotes I read recently,,
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
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Post by madtyrant on Apr 18, 2011 16:56:45 GMT 8
Lots of LOLs from the new Manny Pacquiao commercial:
Faux Mayweather: "Akin na yang Datu Puti" *grabs Datu Puti vinegar*
Faux Freddie Roach: "Galing mo sumapak, man."
Manny: "Nay, nay! Tsampyon na ako!"
Aling Dionesia: "Bumili ka lang ng suka, tsampyon ka na? Yung mukhasim?!"
Faux Freddie Roach: "May asim pa si Mommy!"
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Post by DB on Apr 24, 2011 22:16:18 GMT 8
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Post by Sgt. Splatter on May 13, 2011 18:18:50 GMT 8
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Post by Batdog on May 14, 2011 8:42:09 GMT 8
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Post by toto on Jun 9, 2011 8:17:33 GMT 8
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Post by toto on Jun 14, 2011 19:25:19 GMT 8
3 mice Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other with how tough they are. One mouse orders a large scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese." The second mouse orders up two tumblers of Jim Beam, slurps them down in quick succession, slamming each glass into the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day." The macho mice then turn to the third mouse, Butch, to see what he has to say about it. Butch lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this crap. I've gotta go home and screw the cat." THE HEADACHE A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you." crutches Ralph awoke one day to realize that his member had inexplicably been growing larger and staying erect longer with each passing day. He was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his sex organ had grown to nearly 20 inches and Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing and even walking. So, he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained that Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery. "How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously. "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor. "Well," said the wife, "you are planning on lengthening Ralph's legs, aren't you?"
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Post by Emilinator on Jun 29, 2011 18:15:42 GMT 8
Ghouls... attack the pizza! Crush... the holy cheese!
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Post by Emilinator on Jul 17, 2011 1:12:39 GMT 8
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Post by dixiewhiskey on Jul 17, 2011 7:43:29 GMT 8
these last two posts destroyed my brain
goddamn it Unkle Dave get a bigger towel
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Post by Emilinator on Jul 25, 2011 19:22:17 GMT 8
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Post by idp on Jul 26, 2011 22:43:51 GMT 8
Ginawang papaitan.
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Post by toto on Jan 4, 2012 19:24:19 GMT 8
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him the beer and says, "You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! I have a question though, why is your head so small?" The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times.
"One day," he begins, "I was hunting when I got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help and finally realized that it was coming from a frog sitting next to a stream. So I picked up the frog, and it said, 'Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you 3 wishes.'
"So I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman. She said, 'You now have 3 wishes.' I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, 'I want a body like Arnold Schwarzennegger.' She nodded, whispered a spell, and POOF! there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!
"She then asked, 'What will be your second wish?' I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, 'I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream.' She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. We then made love for hours!
"Later, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, 'You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?' I looked at her and replied, 'How about a little head?'
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Post by Sgt. Splatter on Mar 1, 2012 16:53:21 GMT 8
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Post by demiurgos on Mar 1, 2012 21:56:22 GMT 8
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Post by idp on Mar 1, 2012 23:54:21 GMT 8
Hahaha! Gusto ko yung Bieber!
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Post by idp on Mar 1, 2012 23:56:26 GMT 8
Jesus fuckin' Mary! This is, hands down -- the funniest thing I have seen in ages! Metal Command! Hahaha!
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Post by Batdog on Apr 24, 2012 8:51:42 GMT 8
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Post by idp on Apr 25, 2012 14:02:52 GMT 8
Hahaha!
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Post by idp on Apr 25, 2012 14:03:46 GMT 8
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