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Post by Batdog on Aug 29, 2009 19:59:55 GMT 8
lol! May nakita ako ganyan sa Bacoor. Wow, probably the cheapest Washburn in the market. Gotta get me one of those. Pvre kvltness!
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Post by Maliboglent on Aug 31, 2009 15:31:36 GMT 8
us being retarded as fuck after drinking ;D
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Post by xxxtian on Aug 31, 2009 17:45:38 GMT 8
Oh My GOD... I'm dead again!!! ;D
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Post by idp on Aug 31, 2009 18:35:49 GMT 8
Oh My GOD... I'm dead again!!! ;D Hahaha!
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Post by Batdog on Sept 7, 2009 12:37:38 GMT 8
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Post by Maliboglent on Sept 7, 2009 17:54:56 GMT 8
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Post by toto on Sept 10, 2009 16:30:02 GMT 8
E-mail lang sa akin,, stupid hirit! 1. YnaKi – An Eat Bulaga contestant was asked by Joey and Vic: “Ano sa Tagalog ang grasshopper?” Contestant: “Ahmm. . .Huling Hapunan?”
2. Idlepsych – It was an ex-PBB housemate (1st batch) who said this: “Big Brother, ginagawa po nila ako laughing stuff…”
3. Myckle Mouse – In Wowowee, the question was: “Kung ang ’sigaw’ ay ’shout’ sa Inggles, ano naman sa Tagalog ang ‘whisper’?” The contestant answered: “Napkin!”
4. Dongster – While watchng the news yesterday about a kid killed by a bulldozer, our maid commented: “Kaya ayoko mag-alaga ng aso eh…”
5. No name – My friend and I were walking up the stairs of our schools new bldg. She said out of nowhere: “Imagine mo kung di ginawa ‘tong bldg, umaakyat tayo sa hangin?”
6. Ker – My cousin at a DRIVE-THRU: “Miss, puwedeng take out?”
7. Loipogi – Nadia Montenegro promoting her movie: “Please watch ‘The Life Story of Julie Vega’, opening na po on the twenty-twoth of November.”
8. Frederique – In a burger joint I heard a man say: “Miss, isa ngang ‘amusing’ aloha at saka ‘kidney’ meal.” Server: “Dine in po ba or to go?” The man answered: “Ayoko ng sago!”
9. No name – I was making cookies at home when I ran out of cookie sheets, so I called our maid and said: “Manang bili ka nga ng cookie sheet.” And she replied: “Ano po, solo o litro?” (coke is it)
10. Marissa – My friend said: “Ang galing ‘no, yung Ash Wednesday last year , Miyerkules din pumatak!”
11. Jasmin – A non-Christian vendor selling a Last Supper painting: “Ma’am bili po kayo ng frame, maganda po ito, ‘Hesus and Company.”
12. No name – While watching “Apollo 13″, after she heard the line: “Houston, we have a problem.” My ex-girlfriend asked: “Sino si Houston?”
13. Dukeman – My aunt was going to the US for the 1st time. She told us: “Nagpapabili ang tita niyo ng ‘autistic’ guitar. Saan ba nakakabili nun?”
14. No name – We were marketing for an org event, when one of my orgmates wanted to clear the definition of the types of sponsors (Major, Minor, Patron, etc.) So she asked her grandma: “Lola, anong mas mataas sa Patron?” Her lola replied: “Patron? Eh di Shell!”
15. Ardiepot – Also in a gameshow. Host: “Ano sa Tagalog ang ‘teeth’?” Contestant: “Utong!”
16. Missy Ricat – I once heard an emcee say: “Let’s give her a warm of applause!”
17. Epoy – One classmate in highschool said, “Ang cute naman ng sintas mo, luminou!” I corrected him and said, “luminous!” Then he replied, “Oo nga pala, plural!”
18. No name – Barker ng bus: Ah Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao!!!” Pasahero: “Boss, Cubao?”
19. Jen – Sa isang gameshow, tinanong ng host: “Anong ‘P’ ang Tagalog ng ’storey’ o ‘floor’ ng building?” Contestan: “PIP PLOR!”
20. No name – An officemate of ours told us a story about driving alone in her car: “Alam niyo, pag nag-iisa ako, feeling ko…wala akong kasama…”
21. Rome – I had a customer on the line who had a password on his account. I asked for the password but he forgot. I gave him a clue: “It’s a 4-digit number.” He answered, “Uhm…’ROCKY’?”
22. Slowbyslow – I overheard a lady place an order at Starbucks: “One cup of chino please.”
23. Eve – An officemate once asked: “Saan sa Quezon City ang Mandaluyong?”
24. Asht – I had a meeting with a friend and I noticed that both of us were wearing stripes. He suddenly blurted out: “Uy, stripes din! It’s the color of the day!”
25. Ruby – My sister said of our neighbor who was our arch enemy: “Mamatay na sana kapitbahay natin!” I told her not to say that, coz it might bounce back to us. Then she said, “Ah ganun ba yun? In that case, mamatay na sana tayo!”
26. No name – When I saw that I got a missed call, I said, “Hey, I got a missed call!” My friend said, “Anong sabi?”
27. Jonalou22 – From the gameshow “The Weakest Link”. Host Edu Manzano asked: “Anong ‘T’ ang ibinibigay ng konduktor pag nagbayad ka ng pamasahe sa bus?” Ian Veneracion answered: “TUKLI!”
28. Joeygirl – We were reviewing for an exam and we were already dead tired. A classmate said, “Hala, brownout!” Pagtingin namin, nakapikit pala siya.
29. Eliteblood – A call center agent told a foreign customer regarding the changing of the due date of her credit card: “Ma’am, I already changed your monthly period.”
30. Draco’s Biatch – A home economics teacher asked us: “How do you make wet floor and tow duff?” Translation: “How do you make wheat flour and tough dough”.
31. Kate Molds – During a shower party for my friend, the married women were giving tips on the do’s & dont’s of sexual intercourse, when the bride asked: “Hindi ba kasama yung betlog sa pinapasok?”
32. Loi Pogi – Melanie Marquez: “Ang tatay ko lang ang only living legend na buhay pa.”
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Post by xxxtian on Sept 10, 2009 17:04:43 GMT 8
Thank you for the list Mr. Toto! This made my day!!!
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Post by madtyrant on Sept 11, 2009 13:47:45 GMT 8
toto: Lol! Nakaka-sira ng ulo!!!
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Post by Maliboglent on Sept 12, 2009 1:05:45 GMT 8
22. Slowbyslow – I overheard a lady place an order at Starbucks: “One cup of chino please.”
hahahaha win!!!
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Post by Maliboglent on Sept 13, 2009 13:29:24 GMT 8
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Post by Batdog on Sept 18, 2009 14:47:48 GMT 8
kung ayaw nyo ng tolo, salsal na lang kayo!
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Post by idp on Sept 18, 2009 22:37:07 GMT 8
Hahaha!
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Post by Batdog on Sept 19, 2009 10:21:50 GMT 8
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Post by idp on Sept 19, 2009 10:55:38 GMT 8
Kulit eh.
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Post by Cannabis Therapy on Sept 20, 2009 11:44:13 GMT 8
Hooo. thanks toto mejo nabawasan ang sama ng loob ko sa nabasa ko haha kulit eh
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Post by toto on Sept 20, 2009 15:45:25 GMT 8
hahaha kahapon may napadaan sa puesto isang binatilyo ang print ng t-shirt eh :“Anong ‘T’ ang ibinibigay ng konduktor pag nagbayad ka ng pamasahe sa bus?” “TUKLI!”
shit dito yata galing yun! 27. Jonalou22 – From the gameshow “The Weakest Link”. Host Edu Manzano asked: “Anong ‘T’ ang ibinibigay ng konduktor pag nagbayad ka ng pamasahe sa bus?” Ian Veneracion answered: “TUKLI!”
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Post by AC on Sept 20, 2009 23:39:30 GMT 8
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Post by crimsonchin on Oct 5, 2009 22:30:00 GMT 8
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Post by AC on Oct 8, 2009 20:03:54 GMT 8
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Post by Batdog on Oct 21, 2009 22:06:59 GMT 8
eto yun dahilan kumbakit di ako nakakapagpost. kinakabisado ko mabuti yung steps
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Post by idp on Oct 21, 2009 22:36:41 GMT 8
eto yun dahilan kumbakit di ako nakakapagpost. kinakabisado ko mabuti yung steps
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Post by Ribcage on Oct 22, 2009 9:13:56 GMT 8
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Post by Batdog on Oct 23, 2009 18:25:22 GMT 8
aaand to keep the dancing mood going...
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Post by DB on Oct 23, 2009 19:30:47 GMT 8
Papa John's rules! Pick your toppings then drizzle the garlic dip on the whole thing *droooool*.
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Post by toto on Oct 24, 2009 14:07:26 GMT 8
eto yun dahilan kumbakit di ako nakakapagpost. kinakabisado ko mabuti yung steps putcha ang lambot ng katawan,hahaha
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Post by Cannabis Therapy on Oct 24, 2009 15:45:33 GMT 8
eto yun dahilan kumbakit di ako nakakapagpost. kinakabisado ko mabuti yung steps Someone is dead because of this song, hahaha.
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Post by AC on Oct 28, 2009 19:53:18 GMT 8
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Post by madtyrant on Nov 9, 2009 7:57:20 GMT 8
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Post by madtyrant on Nov 9, 2009 8:04:30 GMT 8
Racist google
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