Post by askal on Jun 29, 2010 16:41:27 GMT 8
For background, let me start by saying I'm in my 40s, and I started watching porn back in the late 70s. Golden Age stuff. Swedish Erotica, Electric Blue, and Caballero stuff. Seka, Veronica Hart, Kay Parker, Juliet Anderson.
I was in my teens by the time of the VHS era -- Ginger Lynn, Traci Lords (funny how my memories of those now banned movies are technically illegal), skinny Amber Lynn, Jeanette Littledove, Cameo, Lois Ayres, Patricia Kennedy, Kristara Barrington, and so on. Back before Marc Wallace was outed as a scumbag and back when Peter North was denying he was bi.
I went through the big hair 1990s -- Serenity, Kaitlyn Ashley, the Wicked Picture years, Raylene, early Jenna -- and then the start of gonzo with Shane's World. No shit, but I was on set for Shane's World 19 (I think it was 19?) when we went camping and wrote a magazine article about it. Got a handjob from Chennin Blanc back when she looked halfway decent. No links to the story for you. Don't want my identity outed as a perv like you folks. Went to CES in 1997-2000, and these days I wouldn't know what paying for porn is because it's the Internet -- it's free.
Anyway -- so what I'm saying is I have a broad perspective, and I'm not some noob, and I'm not so old and set in my ways I can't evolve with the times and the technology. Thanks to tubes and such, I'm able to both watch the new niche, site specific scenes as well as the archives of classics from the 70s, 80s and 90s.
So here's my complaint list about porn, and despite my disclaimer I'm going to sound like a cranky old man.
1) Tattoos. They're neither exotic nor sexy anymore. A single one can be a nice compliment if tasteful, but when you have as much ink as a Hittite priestess, it's ridiculous. (90s, 2000s)
2) Genital and nipple piercing. Good god. Who really wants to see that, much less feel that? (90s, 2000s)
3) Clinically detached, strictly for the camera positions and ridiculous positions no people really do (i.e. piledriver, foot on top of face in doggy, etc.) (2000s)
4) Scenes with too little action (70s) I love the 70s flicks -- girls were more natural, the positions were more natural, there was a fresh-scrubbed enthusiasm and real acting and the women looked like women instead of the idiot, dead-eyed, underage looking skanks of the 2000s. But the actual sex in 70s movies was too short compared to the movie.
5) Porn actors who think they should be seen, heard, or anything else besides providing a hard cock for the woman. (90s, 2000s). At one time, some guys could act and were enjoyable to watch -- Mike Horner, Jamie Gillis, even Brad Armstrong. Or they at least were unobtrusive -- even Peter North didn't try to be the center of attention. But today's actors are steroid injecting, Viagra dependent, spray-on tan douchebags who think people actually give a damn about them, their looks, or their "dropping loads" crappy, unclever catchphrases. What the hell -- in the 80s, you had boxcovers like "Deep Inside Vaness Del Rio" with Vanessa on the cover. That's what guys want to see. Nowadays, it's "Sean Michael's Ass Blasters" and it's a picture of Sean featured on the cover. What straight porn buyer wants to see that?
6) Abuse, humiliation. Look, I'm no prude. There are rare times when the story, scene or even my mood calls for just a little spanking, a spit or two, or some filthy trash talking. But most of the time, I just want to see normal people fuck. I don't want to see gaping, abuse, gagging, fingers forced down throats, speculums, multiple dildos, or anything of the sort. Porn is a proxy -- I'm imagining I'm with the girl in the vid while I'm fapping, and I don't want to do those things to a woman.
7) Cum play. Look, if that's your fetish, cool. But label the movies as such. I don't want to be watching a normal MF or threesome or group grope and end with some girl blowing cum bubbles and spitting it into another girl's mouth. I especially don't want to see the guy kissing her and snowballing with her. Bukkake's are labeled as such and I know to steer clear of them. Let's do the same for cum play movies and scenes.
8) Skanky, skinny, underage looking bus stop runaways. There are a few great women out there in porn. By women, I mean women in their 20s who act like and look like women. Not necessarily the MILF and Cougar set -- I like those too -- but WOMEN in their 20s who act like women. But they are rare today. Most look like high school drop outs. In the early 1990s, Lauren Brice was in her early 20s, but she came across as a fully realized woman. Or Seka in the mid 1970s. Jennifer Stewart and Diedre Holland in the early 90s. Serenity, Christy Canyon, and so on -- even in their early years, these were women, not jail bait. (Except Traci Lords, of course. But she acted like a woman -- jesus did she.)
9) False Marketing. A 24-year-old is not a MILF. A 39 year old (Julia Ann) is not a COUGAR. I know it's not HER FIRST BIG COCK -- I saw Lex impale her last week on his site.
10) Unbelievable Scenarios and Bad Acting. No, that is not his real wife when he says BANG MY WIFE, PLEASE. No, it's not a CHEATING WIFE when the actor paid to be her husband is acting like he's either all happy or he's angry but he sticks around and shakes his head. If you're going to try that shit, at least get them to act well. Otherwise just have them fuck. It's not helping my fantasy.
11) Cutaways to the Dude. I was on some cold medication last week that left me horny but I had trouble finishing, but no problem keeping a boner. Go figure. I needed to really concentrate to get release. But I was watching porn (mainly studio stuff from the 1990s) and everytime I was close they'd cut to the guy's face not for one or two seconds to give me a heads up he's about to splooge on her -- but for goddamn 8, 9, 15 seconds. Or they'd show the girl giving the guy a standing blowjob, and they'd trail the camera up from her doing her magic to the guy's stomach, chest, and face -- like they should for a naked woman. But it was the guy. WHAT THE FUCK? I don't need to see that. It ruined it. I was pumping that well for 30 minutes because of that shit. Stop it. If I wanted to see guys, I'd watch gay porn.
12) Now this is just my personal taste, but two final things I can do without -- POV porn (I get that when I fuck my wife) and porn with clothes, costumes or anything else on. I want to see two, three or a group of people fucking naked, not with shirts on or skirts around waists to hide flab, or ornate costumes. Just get naked and fuck, and fuck organically.
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medyo minsan na lang ako rito papi idp copy paste na lang muna ako buti buhay pa pala forum mo hahaha
I was in my teens by the time of the VHS era -- Ginger Lynn, Traci Lords (funny how my memories of those now banned movies are technically illegal), skinny Amber Lynn, Jeanette Littledove, Cameo, Lois Ayres, Patricia Kennedy, Kristara Barrington, and so on. Back before Marc Wallace was outed as a scumbag and back when Peter North was denying he was bi.
I went through the big hair 1990s -- Serenity, Kaitlyn Ashley, the Wicked Picture years, Raylene, early Jenna -- and then the start of gonzo with Shane's World. No shit, but I was on set for Shane's World 19 (I think it was 19?) when we went camping and wrote a magazine article about it. Got a handjob from Chennin Blanc back when she looked halfway decent. No links to the story for you. Don't want my identity outed as a perv like you folks. Went to CES in 1997-2000, and these days I wouldn't know what paying for porn is because it's the Internet -- it's free.
Anyway -- so what I'm saying is I have a broad perspective, and I'm not some noob, and I'm not so old and set in my ways I can't evolve with the times and the technology. Thanks to tubes and such, I'm able to both watch the new niche, site specific scenes as well as the archives of classics from the 70s, 80s and 90s.
So here's my complaint list about porn, and despite my disclaimer I'm going to sound like a cranky old man.
1) Tattoos. They're neither exotic nor sexy anymore. A single one can be a nice compliment if tasteful, but when you have as much ink as a Hittite priestess, it's ridiculous. (90s, 2000s)
2) Genital and nipple piercing. Good god. Who really wants to see that, much less feel that? (90s, 2000s)
3) Clinically detached, strictly for the camera positions and ridiculous positions no people really do (i.e. piledriver, foot on top of face in doggy, etc.) (2000s)
4) Scenes with too little action (70s) I love the 70s flicks -- girls were more natural, the positions were more natural, there was a fresh-scrubbed enthusiasm and real acting and the women looked like women instead of the idiot, dead-eyed, underage looking skanks of the 2000s. But the actual sex in 70s movies was too short compared to the movie.
5) Porn actors who think they should be seen, heard, or anything else besides providing a hard cock for the woman. (90s, 2000s). At one time, some guys could act and were enjoyable to watch -- Mike Horner, Jamie Gillis, even Brad Armstrong. Or they at least were unobtrusive -- even Peter North didn't try to be the center of attention. But today's actors are steroid injecting, Viagra dependent, spray-on tan douchebags who think people actually give a damn about them, their looks, or their "dropping loads" crappy, unclever catchphrases. What the hell -- in the 80s, you had boxcovers like "Deep Inside Vaness Del Rio" with Vanessa on the cover. That's what guys want to see. Nowadays, it's "Sean Michael's Ass Blasters" and it's a picture of Sean featured on the cover. What straight porn buyer wants to see that?
6) Abuse, humiliation. Look, I'm no prude. There are rare times when the story, scene or even my mood calls for just a little spanking, a spit or two, or some filthy trash talking. But most of the time, I just want to see normal people fuck. I don't want to see gaping, abuse, gagging, fingers forced down throats, speculums, multiple dildos, or anything of the sort. Porn is a proxy -- I'm imagining I'm with the girl in the vid while I'm fapping, and I don't want to do those things to a woman.
7) Cum play. Look, if that's your fetish, cool. But label the movies as such. I don't want to be watching a normal MF or threesome or group grope and end with some girl blowing cum bubbles and spitting it into another girl's mouth. I especially don't want to see the guy kissing her and snowballing with her. Bukkake's are labeled as such and I know to steer clear of them. Let's do the same for cum play movies and scenes.
8) Skanky, skinny, underage looking bus stop runaways. There are a few great women out there in porn. By women, I mean women in their 20s who act like and look like women. Not necessarily the MILF and Cougar set -- I like those too -- but WOMEN in their 20s who act like women. But they are rare today. Most look like high school drop outs. In the early 1990s, Lauren Brice was in her early 20s, but she came across as a fully realized woman. Or Seka in the mid 1970s. Jennifer Stewart and Diedre Holland in the early 90s. Serenity, Christy Canyon, and so on -- even in their early years, these were women, not jail bait. (Except Traci Lords, of course. But she acted like a woman -- jesus did she.)
9) False Marketing. A 24-year-old is not a MILF. A 39 year old (Julia Ann) is not a COUGAR. I know it's not HER FIRST BIG COCK -- I saw Lex impale her last week on his site.
10) Unbelievable Scenarios and Bad Acting. No, that is not his real wife when he says BANG MY WIFE, PLEASE. No, it's not a CHEATING WIFE when the actor paid to be her husband is acting like he's either all happy or he's angry but he sticks around and shakes his head. If you're going to try that shit, at least get them to act well. Otherwise just have them fuck. It's not helping my fantasy.
11) Cutaways to the Dude. I was on some cold medication last week that left me horny but I had trouble finishing, but no problem keeping a boner. Go figure. I needed to really concentrate to get release. But I was watching porn (mainly studio stuff from the 1990s) and everytime I was close they'd cut to the guy's face not for one or two seconds to give me a heads up he's about to splooge on her -- but for goddamn 8, 9, 15 seconds. Or they'd show the girl giving the guy a standing blowjob, and they'd trail the camera up from her doing her magic to the guy's stomach, chest, and face -- like they should for a naked woman. But it was the guy. WHAT THE FUCK? I don't need to see that. It ruined it. I was pumping that well for 30 minutes because of that shit. Stop it. If I wanted to see guys, I'd watch gay porn.
12) Now this is just my personal taste, but two final things I can do without -- POV porn (I get that when I fuck my wife) and porn with clothes, costumes or anything else on. I want to see two, three or a group of people fucking naked, not with shirts on or skirts around waists to hide flab, or ornate costumes. Just get naked and fuck, and fuck organically.
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medyo minsan na lang ako rito papi idp copy paste na lang muna ako buti buhay pa pala forum mo hahaha
may taning pala na nabeat ang IDP forum, congrats boss for escaping death...
