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Post by zsazsa on Dec 14, 2008 19:29:31 GMT 8
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Post by Batdog on Dec 15, 2008 16:16:32 GMT 8
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Post by AC on Dec 16, 2008 11:48:02 GMT 8
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Post by Sgt. Splatter on Dec 17, 2008 23:35:33 GMT 8
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Post by Maliboglent on Jan 6, 2009 17:02:22 GMT 8
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Post by lollerbleyd on Jan 7, 2009 7:01:40 GMT 8
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Post by idp on Jan 7, 2009 10:41:55 GMT 8
Synchronized na synchronized sila ah.
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Post by lollerbleyd on Jan 7, 2009 11:29:56 GMT 8
Di ko alam kung chinese yang mga yan o iraqis eh LOL
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Post by vil on Jan 14, 2009 15:23:21 GMT 8
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zero
Birth
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Post by zero on Jan 15, 2009 12:47:12 GMT 8
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Post by Maliboglent on Jan 16, 2009 19:00:47 GMT 8
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Post by idp on Jan 19, 2009 16:41:13 GMT 8
hahaha! Lupit nung keyboard!
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zero
Birth
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Post by zero on Jan 22, 2009 1:13:36 GMT 8
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Post by anaksapipa on Jan 25, 2009 15:32:32 GMT 8
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Post by Maliboglent on Jan 26, 2009 0:15:24 GMT 8
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zero
Birth
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Post by zero on Jan 27, 2009 13:23:53 GMT 8
panalo yung vagina repair.
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Post by exordiummors on Jan 29, 2009 7:53:02 GMT 8
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Post by idp on Jan 29, 2009 20:02:53 GMT 8
hahaha! There is a black man in the white house!
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Post by exordiummors on Jan 30, 2009 5:06:30 GMT 8
hahaha! There is a black man in the white house! Oo nga eh!! Who would've thought.... in our lifetime!!
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Post by vulvulcano on Jan 30, 2009 10:23:29 GMT 8
alam ko kung san yang vagina repair na yan! sa malate..hahaha..dapat piktyuran namin wala lang camera, hahaha...vaginal repair! =))
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Post by xxxtian on Feb 6, 2009 21:06:48 GMT 8
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Post by vil on Feb 7, 2009 6:10:54 GMT 8
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Post by idp on Feb 7, 2009 12:55:39 GMT 8
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Post by DB on Feb 7, 2009 14:39:11 GMT 8
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks" Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine"
A few days later, the father says to the boy,"Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
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Post by idp on Feb 7, 2009 14:43:40 GMT 8
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks" Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine" A few days later, the father says to the boy,"Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again." Hahaha!
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Post by anaksapipa on Feb 7, 2009 21:38:09 GMT 8
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Post by Tripalium on Feb 12, 2009 23:05:34 GMT 8
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks" Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,"How much?" Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine" A few days later, the father says to the boy,"Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy - "$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again." panalo hehehe
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Post by DB on Feb 14, 2009 19:53:00 GMT 8
Tamang-tama pang Valentines Day....
Is this for real!? hahaha!!!
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance - Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem! (Paperback) by Jane Austen (Author), Seth Grahame-Smith (Author)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- List Price: $12.95 Price: $7.77 & eligible for FREE Super Saver Shipping on orders over $25. Details You Save: $5.18 (40%) Pre-order Price Guarantee. Learn more. This title has not yet been released. You may pre-order it now and we will deliver it to you when it arrives. Ships from and sold by Amazon.com. Gift-wrap available. $7.77 7:24 AM PST, February 13, 2009 These are tough times -- and lovers of 19th Century Classic/Horror mash-ups are by no means immune. To ensure that everyone who wants a copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies can get one, Amazon is offering a "zombie stimulus package" in the form of a 40% price cut. For about the price of a large toasted sub, you can now own a tale of love, death, musketry, ninjas, and bonnets.
I'm still here in New York, which has temporarily usurped Chicago as “the windy city.” Yesterday I watched police close off two blocks of 49th while a giant scaffold shook wildly in the wind – threatening to crash down on the street below. I also saw an old lady being carried into the New York Times building after being twice blown over.
I guess it still beats living in a walled-off London surrounded by the undead on all sides.
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Post by Maliboglent on Feb 28, 2009 14:45:19 GMT 8
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Post by toto on Mar 3, 2009 14:52:12 GMT 8
nakita ko sa may ukay ukay dito sa amin,,,ok to isama dun sa "sweet shirt"
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